To the man SERIOUSLY rocking out to his ipod while on the eliptical at my gym:

I admire your courage, sir, as well as what is clearly an ability do whatever makes you happy no matter what others might think. However, it is for this that I also must fault you. While your frequent air guitaring, fist pumping, and jazz hands (all with eyes closed) was undoubtedly enjoyable, it significantly detracted from the overall experience of many of your fellow gym-goers. Quite frankly, it was distracting and uncomfortable.

Basically, what I guess I'm saying is that your fun-loving attitude needs to stop where my line of sight begins.

All the Best,

Toria J. Sheffield